Madness In My Method

What if ... we actually got what we asked for?

What if come 2020 there was an actual 3rd party with real contentions for the White House? What if that continued to be a force to reckon with for many decades to come? What if our nation truly moved up one notch yet again into a 3 party system?

What if that party was called the Trump Party?

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

I was on my way to watch my nephews go Easter egg hunting at a local church. I got to the last intersection not 50 yards away from the church entrance and stopped at the red light to turn right.

The weather was perfect spring today, so I had my windows half down.

"Hey, baby."
...
"Hey. Sweetheart?"

No cars were coming from the left. I turned as quickly as possible to get away from the jackass in the truck caterwauling like a donkey across his passenger seat.

"Hey? ....... Hey??" [doppler effect in effect]

Goodbye, loser.

At some point, I would like to know just what it is about me that attracts this bullshit instead of something actually worth my time and effort.

Laser

Electronic

Industrial/Country/Classical

Theremin

There's something wrong with this world.

I seriously had to do a double take on this. Off towelettes for $90.

I still think that's a bit ridiculous considering how much you can get out of a spray can, but to each his own wallet, I guess.

Suitably creepy.

This article reminded me of the takhisis Christmas Tree, just with a few less baby heads and more weird heads.

Safe for work, but fucking creepy enough to make people wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

These folks even made Paris Hilton finally look like she's in a suitable horror film.

This is a really interesting blog.

Re: The Wedding Photos - I LOVE their flower bouquet and boutonniere wrappings. (very noticeable in their kiss photo)

I had a dream that I had three nipples.

In the dream, I could actually FEEL all three, and as nipple play is more than a bit of a turn on for me, this was oddly HAWT.



Yeah, I got nothing.