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My Brain Exploded
Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:35 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
koed, mister_free and I just subjected ourselves to watching Idiocracy. mister_free had already seen it and just wanted to bear witness to what was coming - i.e. he VOLUNTARILY subjected himself to this on his own accord.Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
reposted from jdack - because I haven't used my "stupid people" tag recently enough
EA puts sexual bounty on the heads of its own booth babes
( Reprinted under cut )
jdack - because I haven't used my "stupid people" tag recently enoughEA puts sexual bounty on the heads of its own booth babes
( Reprinted under cut )
I work for a plumbing company. We share the responsibility of answering the customer service line, so of course we all have our odd customer phone call stories.
But what do you say when the person on the line is calling your company because your listing says that you service a certain suburb, and all they really need to know is the zip code for that city?
Who calls a plumber out of the phone book in order to find out the zip code for a city?
But what do you say when the person on the line is calling your company because your listing says that you service a certain suburb, and all they really need to know is the zip code for that city?
Who calls a plumber out of the phone book in order to find out the zip code for a city?
Worst Reasoning Ever
Apr. 30th, 2009 07:29 pm"If I went electronic, then I wouldn't be able to do my part recycling."
Really? Seriously?
Oct. 19th, 2008 09:44 am15 second answering machine message time limit.
Tried three times and was finally able to leave my phone number for this guy. Three fucking times.
Tried three times and was finally able to leave my phone number for this guy. Three fucking times.
Too Many Irks In This World
Oct. 14th, 2008 10:23 amHere is a comment someone left on a website regarding a free match-3 type game:
Sorry but I am not one to support games that support halloween - thanks anyway
Heh - I took stock in my own practices of support and discovered that I don't support games that support the Bible. Coincidence?
Sorry but I am not one to support games that support halloween - thanks anyway
Heh - I took stock in my own practices of support and discovered that I don't support games that support the Bible. Coincidence?
Buy, Buy, Buy
Oct. 5th, 2008 07:39 amWell, provided that they'll lend to you.
[Insert Lending Freeze/Bailout Rant Here]
Now would otherwise be the best time for me to apply for a mortgage so that the commune could "be movin' on up to the East Side." However, chance would have it that monies previously saved for a down payment on a house have been practically gobbled up with one roommate caught in the middle of the unemployment boom, and all because some Jack Ass had to prove that he was the man with ALL THE POWER and no brain and an even smaller penis. Can I entice some folks to create a posse to go beat the living shit out of that little fuck?
Hm, so the prediction of the experts is one year before housing hits it's final low and the markets start to realign. That's one year to save up a nest egg and get everyone back to regular employment.
Uh oh. My brain is doing that thinking thing again.
[Insert Lending Freeze/Bailout Rant Here]
Now would otherwise be the best time for me to apply for a mortgage so that the commune could "be movin' on up to the East Side." However, chance would have it that monies previously saved for a down payment on a house have been practically gobbled up with one roommate caught in the middle of the unemployment boom, and all because some Jack Ass had to prove that he was the man with ALL THE POWER and no brain and an even smaller penis. Can I entice some folks to create a posse to go beat the living shit out of that little fuck?
Hm, so the prediction of the experts is one year before housing hits it's final low and the markets start to realign. That's one year to save up a nest egg and get everyone back to regular employment.
Uh oh. My brain is doing that thinking thing again.
Nobody Home
Aug. 30th, 2008 02:00 pmIf a random number shows up on your cell/home caller ID and the caller did not leave a message, do you call that number back to try and figure out who called you?
Why?
** This is a public service rant brought to you by the people in offices that HATE people that call back wondering who called them and who do not understanding that they are calling back a business and that unless the caller left a fucking message there is no way to figure out who the fuck called in the first place. Get over your important phone self. It was probably a wrong number and there is a reason a message wasn't left because you weren't important enough for that amount of time to be wasted, let alone for the time being wasted having to explain to you that you STILL aren't important enough for someone to have a conversation with you. This rant never would have existed prior to the invention of caller ID. Instead we'd be griping about the teenagers that keep prank calling us in the middle of the night. **
Why?
** This is a public service rant brought to you by the people in offices that HATE people that call back wondering who called them and who do not understanding that they are calling back a business and that unless the caller left a fucking message there is no way to figure out who the fuck called in the first place. Get over your important phone self. It was probably a wrong number and there is a reason a message wasn't left because you weren't important enough for that amount of time to be wasted, let alone for the time being wasted having to explain to you that you STILL aren't important enough for someone to have a conversation with you. This rant never would have existed prior to the invention of caller ID. Instead we'd be griping about the teenagers that keep prank calling us in the middle of the night. **