Things

I want:

source: http://www.redbubble.com/people/kainwhite1/art/4015145-1-black-cat


Others might want:

The joys of working at a plumbing company

From the description section of a customer's invoice:

"Customer consistently backs up where customer is forced to plunge often"

Writer's Block: Bad trip.

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The Grizwald's Griffis Family Vegas Trip From Hell.

I've told plenty of people about this one already.

Sleepless

I'm beginning to think that the lack of sleepiness in my evenings could somehow quite possibly be associated with the heavy-duty amounts of pure white and other various colored sugars that I am allowing my body to intake every evening while sitting at the computer and lick, lick, lick, lick, lick...owwwwhhhh, mahhhh tonnnnggg huuuuurts.

disgruntledgrrl brought back a 3" jawbreaker lollipop on a stick for me after going to Arkansas a couple weeks ago. I've made it through the red/white, blue/white, and most of the green/white layers. It's down to 1.5" in diameter now.

This was one of those purely evil gifts, and I know this because disgruntledgrrl cracks up laughing her ass off every time she walks into my room and sees this big ball in front of my face and me with a tongue sticking out with a sheepish grin.

Yes, the jokes around the house the past few days have been interesting.