trickykitty | Entries tagged with meme

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"Shimpsie talked about programs as if programs were holy things that could solve all the world's problems. Raphael ignored her."

Practice - not programs.

LJ's Writer's Block: If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Hi.

Of course, I get the feeling that the moment I tell myself hi, this will happen.

( ...because it was funny scanning Shinga's list )

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I have negative associations with writing assignments.

Like this one.

*sucks thumb and rocks back and fourth*

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Why is that second question even on there?

Also, it would depend. How "old" would I be? If I can stay in an aged 21-40 year old body (24-25 were some damn fine years), then sure. But if I'm in a body that's crumpled, doesn't allow me to walk without assistance, or exercise anymore, or have sex without breaking my pelvis, or that has all the cute boys running away like crazy from the sagging tits, or that requires my blob of a skeleton to be carted around on a gurney, then FUCK NO. I wouldn't want to live forever if I couldn't do it with vitality and pizzazz.

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Uh....I'm OCD.

'Obsession' is my ~~middle~~ first name.

The Escapist: Alpha Protocol Spy Tryouts
Result: Angry

You missed 1 question. Wow, that's rough, like sandpaper underwear on a 10 mile hike.

How does that make you feel? Angry and frustrated? Spies don't get angry and frustrated! They get even or die trying. Take the test again. We have a matching coat and pants waiting for you.

Congratulations, you scored 87.5%, with 7 of 8 correct! You're currently ranked 394th out of 982 total entries.

Now if only I could figure out which one I missed...

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The ~~Grizwald's~~ Griffis Family Vegas Trip From Hell.

I've told plenty of people about this one already.

Are you a goddamned donut?

A donut

You are a goddamned donut! You goddamned donut, you.

Everyone else was doing it, and I was beginning to think everyone I know is just a wench. (Not that that's a bad thing, mind you.)

( But something else also exists )
Hell, even the meme's author is a fan boy. Go figure.
PS - I'm also a cylon. *wink, wink*

Taking the test with a couple of questions answered slightly differently because I couldn't make up my mind also yields ( a different answer from the popular result. )

Is this thing trying to tell me that I need to lose some weight?
EDIT: So, assuming a nice round-about figure of 1 kitten = 5 pounds, then yeah, I highly concur with this resolution.

Oh yeah, and Jareth, eat your heart out.

In 2009,

trickykitty resolves to...

Connect with my inner intelligence.
Find a better piano.
Put fifty labyrinths a month into my savings account.
Volunteer to spend time with neural networks.
Give some billiards to charity.
Lose ten kittens by March.

courtesy of

channonyarrow
(And so far out of supposedly 25554 people that have taken the quiz, I'm also original. ;)

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I'm a

Self-Knowing Money Managing Self-Improver

( cut for sanity )

My comments on the meme test thingy that other friends have done/posted:

I need to break out in push ups to see how many I can really do. Haven't done those in years.

Also, it's "extremely sexy" not "extreamely" and why am I picturing myself as a blonde bombshell again? Since when did a survival quiz have anything to do with imagining being someone else?

And is it really worth "dieing"? Ans: Only if you roll a 20.

"Someone has to me brave and or stupid than you." O'rly?

Madness In My Method

Entries tagged with meme

Meme

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

Things I've Never Done

Writer's Block: School daze

Writer's Block: Who wants to live forever?

Writer's Block: Out, Out Damn Spot!

First Try

Writer's Block: Bad trip.

Curtesy of flemco

Because I Got Something Different

Ok, yeah, so I did it

My Meme Answers

Yay Super Villain Meme

Yeah, yeah, appocolypse and all that

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