Giant Nikki: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Teh Pettins

Two things - first is the email I sent to the members of the household
Second was the chat I had with Eileen
I think between the two they sum everything up nicely

( Email )

( Chat log )

So, the count now:
Humans 6
Indoor cats 6
Outdoor cats 10 (gained an additional black and white poofball during the past couple of weeks that came out of nowhere)