Great Motivator

People at work telling me how I should be doing things at my job only serves to prompt me to hurry the fuck up on setting up the systems for my job the way I want them. After taking over the Office Manager position, I've only had a scant fifty bajillion "recommendations" on how things should be from just about everyone in the office. I know how things should be. I worked many years in a place where office stuff was as it should be. It's getting there, but it gets frustrating when it takes so long and leaves open gaps for more poking and prodding suggestions by others.

Soon, my precious, very soon.

Oompa Loompas

Please order me about 10 of them so that they may quickly begin carrying out my master plans.

Or at least just help me pare down my to-do list.