Intuitive Ingenuity
Oct. 1st, 2008 08:17 amI'm just waiting for the day when laptop monitors can serve double duty as document scanners.
$300bn for me (the people) + $300bn for them (the banks and companies) = $600bn
If the banks want to get back the other $300 billion from us, they'll have to start being even more creative with their banking tactics. (Henchmen come to collect?) "Changing the economy, 1bn dollars at a time." That should be the slogan* for a so-called bipartisan bill. Hell, even I would pay off my school loans first thing - and guess who owns those school loans? The banks don't want any more of their loans faulting and the people don't want to lose their homes or have to resort to negative credit reporting that will prevent them from borrowing in the future. Seems like a win-win situation to me.
Besides, I could use the extra cash in my pocket.
Lastly, it's called a diary. No heart monitors required. People seem to forget that analog systems used to work just fine back in the day. No, that doesn't mean I'm giving up my computer. They'll have to pry my laptop and my game consoles and my cell phone and my big LCD HDTV from my cold not-dead (cryo) hands.
Stay tuned, for more intuitive ingenuity coming your way soon.
*I tried to think of a "Save the cheerleader, Save the world" slogan, but my brain doesn't want to think yet this morning.
$300bn for me (the people) + $300bn for them (the banks and companies) = $600bn
If the banks want to get back the other $300 billion from us, they'll have to start being even more creative with their banking tactics. (Henchmen come to collect?) "Changing the economy, 1bn dollars at a time." That should be the slogan* for a so-called bipartisan bill. Hell, even I would pay off my school loans first thing - and guess who owns those school loans? The banks don't want any more of their loans faulting and the people don't want to lose their homes or have to resort to negative credit reporting that will prevent them from borrowing in the future. Seems like a win-win situation to me.
Besides, I could use the extra cash in my pocket.
Lastly, it's called a diary. No heart monitors required. People seem to forget that analog systems used to work just fine back in the day. No, that doesn't mean I'm giving up my computer. They'll have to pry my laptop and my game consoles and my cell phone and my big LCD HDTV from my cold not-dead (cryo) hands.
Stay tuned, for more intuitive ingenuity coming your way soon.
*I tried to think of a "Save the cheerleader, Save the world" slogan, but my brain doesn't want to think yet this morning.