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It's that time again, folks!
Step right up and listen as I weave a tail. No really. Cat tails can be weaved.
We've all heard of Allah the Powerful, but have you ever met Powerful Allah? I have. He just enrolled into my program. Better still is the mystical nature of his birth, for you see this soon-to-be prophet was born on 9/9/1999. See? Ladies and gentleman, DO YOU SEE?!! Can I get an AMEN? Can I get a Halelluea? (Yeah, I'm totally going to hell, because I don't know how to spell that damn word and can't be bothered with looking it up.) The number of the beast isn't 666. It's 99999. And it belongs here, here at the glorius YMCA, where good Christian people come to congregate and be blessed in the presence of one such as he.
And his name is Powerful Allah.
(Inspired by my recent watching of Carnivale and listening to the barkers call in the marks to see The Man-Eating Chicken, or was that The Man Eating Chicken, I forget.)
Step right up and listen as I weave a tail. No really. Cat tails can be weaved.
We've all heard of Allah the Powerful, but have you ever met Powerful Allah? I have. He just enrolled into my program. Better still is the mystical nature of his birth, for you see this soon-to-be prophet was born on 9/9/1999. See? Ladies and gentleman, DO YOU SEE?!! Can I get an AMEN? Can I get a Halelluea? (Yeah, I'm totally going to hell, because I don't know how to spell that damn word and can't be bothered with looking it up.) The number of the beast isn't 666. It's 99999. And it belongs here, here at the glorius YMCA, where good Christian people come to congregate and be blessed in the presence of one such as he.
And his name is Powerful Allah.
(Inspired by my recent watching of Carnivale and listening to the barkers call in the marks to see The Man-Eating Chicken, or was that The Man Eating Chicken, I forget.)
