I'm glad your penis isn't a Junior

[trickykitty]

The $.99 Caramel Fudge Junior Banana Split at Sonic is worth closer to only $.25. It's 1"x2"x4" and has less than 1/3 of a banana cut in half. If they had tried to put any more banana in it there wouldn't have been room for the ice cream. I realize that it says "Junior", but I was really expecting the equivalent of 1/2 a regular sized banana split, not a 2" sliver of banana with a dab of ice cream and a dribble of topping.

In other news, I want a personalized license plate that says: KZR SOSA

Comments

[theamazingamber.livejournal.com]

A license plate that references "the usual suspects" -- sweet!