*THUMP*

Jul. 19th, 2015 11:53 pm
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0-100 in 2.2 seconds is a little fast for me for a first date.

Apparently Vietnamese dude is completely infatuated with me, talking like we're already married lovers, and desperately afraid of losing me.

I've had my share of puppy dogs following me around, but this is a first.

He started off nice and slow in the gradually getting to know me and flirt with me department over the past few months of me frequenting the restaurant, but one date and I feel like I was just taken for a ride on the Indy 500.

That thump is the sound of my head banging against a wall.

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