It's the little things
Jun. 26th, 2012 03:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Description on one of my plumber's invoices:
"Hot water leak under house. Most of the cold and hot water lines are galvanized pipe. There is some PVC pipe that has been eaten by rats."
*giggles*
I'm suddenly picturing little fuzzy rats under the house going om nom nom nom.
"Oooh! My own water fountain!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, I've got my own indoor hot tub over here!"
"Indoor sprinkler system to cool us off for the summer! This place is better than The Hilton!"
It's seriously easy to giggle over this given my own own soft plush rat that's sitting on my desk. I can make him talk like a little puppet saying these things, and it's just adorably cute.
I may be going mad.
"Hot water leak under house. Most of the cold and hot water lines are galvanized pipe. There is some PVC pipe that has been eaten by rats."
*giggles*
I'm suddenly picturing little fuzzy rats under the house going om nom nom nom.
"Oooh! My own water fountain!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, I've got my own indoor hot tub over here!"
"Indoor sprinkler system to cool us off for the summer! This place is better than The Hilton!"
It's seriously easy to giggle over this given my own own soft plush rat that's sitting on my desk. I can make him talk like a little puppet saying these things, and it's just adorably cute.
I may be going mad.
I was thinking more...
Date: 2012-06-26 08:52 pm (UTC)Rats scrambling: AIGH! Grragglblargle! cough!
A few seconds later:
"pant ..pant ..pant...." (shake)
"Whoa.."
"Let's do it again!"
"Ok!!"