Legs can actually look like that if you wax and buff the hell out of 'em. But look at my link below. Not saying she isn't a gorgeous woman, because she obviously is. But she gets wrinkles and zits, and sweats like the rest of us. And IMO, being gorgeous is about being gorgeous even if you do have a zit on your nose, or haven't shaved your legs since tuesday, or have the flu, or have been crying for three hours.
It's like...you know "Myspace photos"? Like that, only with professional help. I daresay they could make me and you look like Johnny Depp and Felicia Day. Only the other way around ;-)
I know, but nobody's legs should ever look like her's did on that show. They looked like mannequin legs. Like an undead thing had taken them from a department store at the last minute!
And for the record Felicia has nothing on you babe. ;)
I must admit to an aversion to bony calves. Curvy calves. Calves should have...if no fat, at least some muscle going on there. Something. Some shape.
D'awwwww. <3
This is quite untrue, my most beloved minion, because Felicia:
a) undoubtedly doesn't snore like something in a chainsaw impression competition b) probably doesn't drink like a fish crossed with a camel c) is imaginary (well, you know what I mean...) so you can turn all those arguments we'd have in real life into kiss-and-make-ups ;-)
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Date: 2010-07-09 03:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-07-09 06:32 pm (UTC)Saw her on TV a while back, her legs from the knees down were literally shining like they'd been tanned and rubbed with saddle soap.
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Date: 2010-07-09 06:46 pm (UTC)It's like...you know "Myspace photos"? Like that, only with professional help. I daresay they could make me and you look like Johnny Depp and Felicia Day. Only the other way around ;-)
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Date: 2010-07-09 06:49 pm (UTC)And for the record Felicia has nothing on you babe. ;)
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Date: 2010-07-09 06:57 pm (UTC)D'awwwww. <3
This is quite untrue, my most beloved minion, because Felicia:
a) undoubtedly doesn't snore like something in a chainsaw impression competition
b) probably doesn't drink like a fish crossed with a camel
c) is imaginary (well, you know what I mean...) so you can turn all those arguments we'd have in real life into kiss-and-make-ups ;-)
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Date: 2010-07-09 06:58 pm (UTC)What do you mean arguments "we'd have." You mean "we have, constantly, and I'm about ready to kill you with my brain!" right? *grin*
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Date: 2010-07-09 06:57 pm (UTC)Sorry, trickykitty!
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Date: 2010-07-09 06:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-07-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-07-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(Sorry Nikki ;))
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Date: 2010-07-09 08:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-07-09 03:28 pm (UTC)http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/07/14/gwyneth-paltrow-without-makeuphit-or-miss/