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Why can't evolution be considered a miracle in its own right?

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Date: 2009-07-02 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adalheidis-aria.livejournal.com
Because of Satan's fossil factory, that's why! :-D

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Date: 2009-07-02 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickykitty.livejournal.com
You know, when I was much younger, I thought for sure that these were all natural.

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Date: 2009-07-02 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adalheidis-aria.livejournal.com
See, that's how Satan gets you. He has a factory where he pushes the Damned(tm) to work long hours for no pay and little food. They have no insurance either to cover the nasty burns, but that's beside the point.

This Hell Factory burns 24 hours a day, 7 days a week—double time on Christmas. It's sole purpose is to create fossils and fart them out to the four corners of the Earth.

....*nod nod*

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Date: 2009-07-02 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trickykitty.livejournal.com
LOL - I'm now picturing you creating a kids' book made especially for adults warning of the evils of Satan's Fossil Factory.

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Date: 2009-07-02 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adalheidis-aria.livejournal.com
I just may do that.

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Date: 2009-07-02 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdack.livejournal.com
There is a species of cave fish who over jillions of years stopped developing eyes because they live in a place with no light. You can still see where the eyes used to be.

Mankind went from grunting and dragging women around to inventing chili cheese flavored corn chips and a full featured computer that fits in your pocket.

Evolution is a fucking miracle.

The answer to your question: some people have evolved far slower than others, and are still morons. :)

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Date: 2009-07-02 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dj-per.livejournal.com
Too much alien involment.

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