Grocery Store Credit Card Story
Mar. 4th, 2005 08:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trickykitty1 trip to the grocery store for milk and butter: $4.26
1 student McChicken meal deal from McDonalds: $2.15
Seeing 1 ambulance and 7 police cars in a total of 4 different incidents along the way: Cost of gas
Getting drunk with the neighbors because they bought a keg and made a shit-load of jello shots: Priceless
No, really, I didn't have to pay anything for that one. Hurray for next door neighbor college drunks!
1 student McChicken meal deal from McDonalds: $2.15
Seeing 1 ambulance and 7 police cars in a total of 4 different incidents along the way: Cost of gas
Getting drunk with the neighbors because they bought a keg and made a shit-load of jello shots: Priceless
No, really, I didn't have to pay anything for that one. Hurray for next door neighbor college drunks!
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Date: 2005-03-09 06:38 am (UTC)The neighbors had 2, count them, 2 kegs and a big cooler filled with some kind of orange liquoraide which was mighty tasty. Oh, and they still had jello shots.
I think most of them were underage and doing keg handstands. (Of course underage for us is under 21.) Idiots. Don't they know that it takes more time to go into a handstand and drink than it does to just chug away while sitting peaceably? I found out I was the oldest one there. Damn it. Of course everyone there knew me as the "coolest next door neighbor - you know, the one with the wireless internet who doesn't mind us throwing keg parties." As long as I'm invited boys...as long as I'm invited.