Liar, Liar, We Gonna Kill You

So, what you're saying here is, if you had sent a torpedo to sink a ship, it would have been to start a war, but you're claiming that you didn't send a torpedo to start a war, and you are so appalled, embarrassed, dismayed, offended and Verklempt for them to even remotely accuse you of such that you are threatening war anyway.

Right, then.

Sounds like a win-win argument for going to war.

If the Star Wars poster doesn't go first

I'll be shocked.

Although, I'd prefer Alien, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Betty Davis out of the bunch.