Dost thou speak English, Motherfucker?

sent to me by disgruntledgrrl

MACBETH AND MACDUFF GET INTO AN ARGUMENT OVER SEMANTICS.
BY Raphael Bob-Waksberg

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(Macbeth and Macduff are fencing in front of a castle.)

MACBETH: Macduff! Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests. I bear a charmed life, which must not yield to one of woman born.

MACDUFF: Despair thy charm! Macduff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped.

(They stop sword fighting.)

( I hear the Law & Order gavel 'dong, dong' at each cut )

Also, Puppet Head. (This thought will be that much more hilarious to certain gaming groups.)

Midnight Meat Train

I suddenly feel like watching this movie for some reason.

Jassica's eyelid and bottom lip were just WEIRD