Conglomeration of sorts

There are moving sidewalks and escalators. I think it would be neat if some place installed an angled moving sidewalk. Something that would go up like an escalator but be flat like a moving sidewalk. You could choose to ride on the right or walk on the left or trip and fall down without those pesky slatted, pokey, and quite dangerous steps getting in the way. I just know a lot of people would complaint that they don't stand straight on the "floor" of the thing and would somehow manage to gripe about ankle problems and such.

That's when you remind them that the optional non-moving stairwell is through those doors over there marked "stairs".

By the way, what should such a contraption be called?

EDIT: Is it just me, or the background wall/store front in this picture is kind of representative of a black and white cubist Domo?

EDIT2: Well, ok, so they used to exist and they were called Escalades, which I think is kind of nifty.

Sooooooo Tired of This

Trying to make heads or tails sense out of my doctor visit bills versus the insurance claims from last year is giving me a headache.