In The News - My Morning Haiku

I burned the crap out of my tongue

on my morning coffee yesterday.

It still hurts quite a lot today.

This will not deter me

from morning coffee today.

But I won't be able to savor the taste.

Which Sucks.

Best Drinking Game Ever

*Absolutely no offense to the victims or the dire situation

Watching CNN this evening regarding the Fort Hood shootings has allowed for a new household drinking game. Every time we hear "deployed 3 or 4 times", "not jumping to conclusions", or we see Suspender Man (aka, the microphone man at the news conference location that barely moves), it's drinking time.

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Damn, the death count toll just went up again. :(