Fucking Cockroaches!

[trickykitty]

How many fucking times do we have to bomb, spray, kill and maim before these little fuckers GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!

We are not a dirty bunch. We do dishes once every day or two, laundry every week, vacuum periodically. I clean and tidy the kitchen constantly, especially since I am by no means the cook in this disfunctional commune of ours. But, shit, the neighbors moved away and we inherited their spawn!

Die, bitches, DIE!

Comments

[tagancalera.livejournal.com]

Your bug insurgency is consistant because of support from Iran. We should nuke their cockroach generation factories and stop the flow of Iranian bugs from assisting in the destabilization of your apartment.

But until we do something about that let me recommend a half dozen illegal aliens who will be glad to come and spray your house for bugs that snuck over the border with six thousand more of the fuckers on their back. After all, they're cheeper than paying a professional.

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you're going to need Bill Paxton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7eXYZCc0AI&feature=related) for a little while.

[reneat.livejournal.com]

Bugs are impossible to get rid of in apartments. You may be insanely clean, but if your neighbors are not it won't matter. Just keep some traps out or something and maybe they'll stay out of your way.

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

what kind of roaches? the large, winged American roach, or the tiny German roach? if the former, not much you can do, they're too mobile. If German, scrub away any grease film that may be building up behind the oven, they're using it as a food reserve. There's some pastes that cripple their molting that work very well too, but it's slow.