When you went to TCU, naturally. (The Czarina and I have had plenty of experiences with TCU coeds over the years, all involving the Jazz on the Boulevard show at the end of September. My personal "favorite" involved the chippie who wanted to look at earrings, and as I was moving the display up so as to help her, she belched right in my face. There's nothing quite like the feel of the aroma of cheap pilsner and her father's semen burning off my eyebrows, and her subsequent sneer of "$20? I'd never pay $20 for earrings" nearly led to her death by sodomy with a full-length mirror a second later.)
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Date: 2007-06-06 11:06 pm (UTC)