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[trickykitty]

This was an email sent out to all of the YMCA's in Fort Worth:

Friday we had a gentleman come in who has a 17 year old son. His son is very obese and has diabetes. He is looking for a program that his son can be involved in to get him active and/or away from the computer. Do any of yall have a program that might fit this need?

*blink, blink*

Comments

[smokedamage.livejournal.com]

Dance Dance Revolution?

[flemco.livejournal.com]

Dear sir,
No. Shoot that tubby lardass in the face.
Love,
Your friendly neighborhood YMCA

The Homeward Bound Program

[corzican.livejournal.com]

The program starts with a trip out to the wilderness for some good old fashioned camping. The first time he leaves camp to take a dump, everybody else runs and leaves the young man out on his lonesome. Just like Lassie, the young man must make his way back home using his strength and wits while avoiding Appalachian natives who want his "purty mouth". Polar bears have been added to the experience to appeal to today's extreme youth and because they were provided free by the Hanzo Corporation.

Good idea

[trickykitty.livejournal.com]

Except that we see how well the Homeward Bound Program has helped Hurley loose weight.

I vote /no.

[footyfoot.livejournal.com]

Ever seen Conan the Barbarian? That huge treadmill thing the hapless young revenge-seeker is chained to would do wonders for his health- especially if a Hot Pocket were dangled in front of him on a fishing rod, tantalizingly just beyond reach...

[tagancalera.livejournal.com]

Awesome. In fact *I* need to get on that program myself right about now.