Aw, c'mon! There's nothing quite so invigorating as the sound of the sharp smack of a surly ghetto mom's hand on the hide of an unruly child, the screams of the beaten and the tantrums of those who aren't (but ought to be,) the sight of those herds of enormously fat gals in those scooters as they majestically clog the aisles with their chubby kids orbiting around them... I plan to stay the hell away from the mall and drink gin for the duration :P
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Date: 2006-08-03 02:27 am (UTC)I plan to stay the hell away from the mall and drink gin for the duration :P