I cannot give one inch of mercy to idiots who say shit like this.

Let's try it some other ways:

I SWEAR I'M A VEGETARIAN... BUT WHEN I GET HUNGRY I STILL EAT STEAK.

I SWEAR I'M CELIBATE... BUT WHEN I GET HORNY I FUCK PEOPLE.

I SWEAR I'M DRUG FREE... BUT WHEN I GET STRESSED I STILL SLAM SOME HEROIN.

I SWEAR I'M A FEMINIST... BUT WHEN A WOMAN ANNOYS ME, I THINK OF HER AS A SUBHUMAN CUNT DUE TO HER GENDER.

I SWEAR I'M A PERSON WHO DOESN'T SMEAR FECES ON KIDS AT THE PLAYGROUND... EXCEPT WHEN I GO TO THE PLAYGROUND AND SMEAR FECES ON CHILDREN.

Nope, doesn't work.