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Nicole ([personal profile] trickykitty) wrote2010-11-26 12:32 am

To All The Worry Worts

I am Home. I am Safe. I am Secure.

I am Not Drunk, nor was I before leaving.

So stop trying to fondle over me like you are some TSA employees after I denied you your precious nude scan.

Love you all for trying, but Jesus Christ On A Pogo Stick.