Other Hallowed-Ground Prohibitions

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From McSweeney's

BY TEDDY WAYNE

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Sushi restaurants in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.

Post offices in Lincoln, Montana.

Truck rentals in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Purple-and-black Nikes in Rancho Santa Fe, California.

Braves mascot in Atlanta, Georgia.

Guns in Dallas, Texas.