Other Hallowed-Ground Prohibitions
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trickykittyFrom McSweeney's
BY TEDDY WAYNE
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Sushi restaurants in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
Post offices in Lincoln, Montana.
Truck rentals in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Purple-and-black Nikes in Rancho Santa Fe, California.
Braves mascot in Atlanta, Georgia.
Guns in Dallas, Texas.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
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Sushi restaurants in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
Post offices in Lincoln, Montana.
Truck rentals in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Purple-and-black Nikes in Rancho Santa Fe, California.
Braves mascot in Atlanta, Georgia.
Guns in Dallas, Texas.
