I should know better

[trickykitty]

Going back through the Woot! blog, particularly Shirt.Woot, can only lead to heartache and longing for that which I missed out on.


And in other news, my dream self is a fucking idiot.

Dream Me: This orange is really squishy, but I haven't had it for very long. I wonder if it's rotten?
Real Me: It's rotten. Put it down and get on with the dream.
Dream Me: Did you hear something? ... Anyway, back to orange. Yeah, still a bit squishy, but I'm still not convinced that it's actually rotten.
Real Me: No. It's rotten. Don't make me have to attack you with the dream bat.
Dream Me: *opens up orange a bit* Well, it still smells orangey...
Real Me: No!!!....
Dream Me: *bites*
Both Mes: *gag, gag, gag*
Real Me: *wakes up still gagging*
Real Me: Fucking Stupid Bitch.