I Believe

Considering whatever that monstrous thing was that I just blew out of my sinus cavity, I truly believe aliens exist and that they are using our nostrils as incubators for their baby slime creatures.

I never know if it's a good or bad sign when I reach this point in a sinus infection, but I do know that it's always an icky one to say the least.

Now if I could just get the other baby slime creature out of the other nostril, then I might could have a decent night's sleep.