Intuitive Eating

Now that's how I define my diet.

I will never go ON a diet.

I will never kick myself for getting OFF my diet.

I will never go ON an exercise routine.

I will never kick myself for getting OFF my exercise routine.

I HAVE a diet and I HAVE a lifestyle.

I'm free to deviate my lifestyle and diet every minute of every day to my heart's content.

All others be damned.

Also, I don't have an opinion on carbs. Can I be President, please?