Official Will and Testament
May. 9th, 2010 10:55 amIf I die, book these clowns* for my wake. (There shall be no funeral, for I shall not be buried - science donation, baby!)
Really. Seriously. Not kidding.
And be sure to bring a lot of snap dragon lilies to please me. (I'm allergic to them even though they are my most favorite flower in the world, so don't bring them now - wait till I'm dead.)

* I always thought of having a New Orleans-style wake, but seriously, I love properly done circus themes.

Really. Seriously. Not kidding.
And be sure to bring a lot of snap dragon lilies to please me. (I'm allergic to them even though they are my most favorite flower in the world, so don't bring them now - wait till I'm dead.)
* I always thought of having a New Orleans-style wake, but seriously, I love properly done circus themes.