Suck It Soul Beasts

mister_free: I found an interesting phrase for a story concept that I find very spooky:
Occult Toxicology - They were poisoned by metaphysical essences and spiritual resonances.
me: and therefore needed a soul cleaner to eject the poison
Soul Cleanser
For Hire
mister_free: Keep that spiritual scrub brush away from me!!!
me: it's just soul twine
we use it between your butt cheeks
mister_free: "Send in the Cabalistic Cleanser"
me: and then all will be better