Happy B-Day my 3-yr-old newphew

Chuck E. Cheese is not what it used to be.

No balls. [This part cannot be emphasized enough.]

Only one animatronic robot that nobody paid any attention to, including the kids.

Well, there was one thing that hasn't changed. It's still a noise nightmare and the kids still come home wired to no end, and with candy that they won with their tickets, they're not likely to calm down anytime soon.

I do like the little air-powered foam missile launchers that the boys have brought home. They almost make me want to go back, earn some tickets and buy a couple to have for work.

Now it's cake and fire and karaoke time. At least we're just singing one song and then putting out the fires

One of these days I'm gonna open an adult version of an indoor playground - no kids allowed.

EDIT: Did I mention that my nephews are spoiled brats that can tear something up in five seconds flat?