Repeat After Me

sedan + hatchback + preferred hybrid or hydrogen but not required = NOT wagon or bug shape

sedan + hatchback + preferred hybrid or hydrogen but not required = NOT wagon or bug shape

sedan + hatchback + preferred hybrid or hydrogen but not required = NOT wagon or bug shape

Yeah, I would go for the Prius if it wasn't that damned bug shape that I disdain. It's the same reason why I'm still driving my Integra instead of "upgarding" to the newer model RSX. It looks like a hard-shelled rolly polly.

Recap:

Mazda 6 hatchback - why, oh why, are they ignoring me? I am their American market, and I want the hatchback - gimme the hatchback now. Why can't I have a hatchback that isn't a two-seater or a squished version of some SUV? Seriously yum.

/begin whine

While the rest of the world got its Gen II Mazda6 family for 2008, our unique sedan-only incarnation had to wait a season. Fuck that "unique" bullshit.

I. Want. A. Hatchback. Sedan.

*stomps feet in protest*

/end whine

I'm still looking around. *grumbles*