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Spam Mail Burp
Sep. 5th, 2008 05:27 pmI quickly delete my spam mail messages. This go round my brain happened to process the title of one just after deleting it forever. It read, "Set your wife on fire."
Now, had I been a smart person, I would assume that the email was about getting your woman off in bed by purchasing their cheap green pill that will also cause lumps in your throat after 2 weeks of use. However, my not-so-smart brain went, "Wait! I might be able to use that info in case I ever turn lesbian, move to another state and get married to some psycho!"
Now, had I been a smart person, I would assume that the email was about getting your woman off in bed by purchasing their cheap green pill that will also cause lumps in your throat after 2 weeks of use. However, my not-so-smart brain went, "Wait! I might be able to use that info in case I ever turn lesbian, move to another state and get married to some psycho!"
