A girl walks into a restroom...

vadania should understand my concern with this instantly.

I'm trying to figure out how/why Metaphors We Live By by George Lakoff ended up in the bathroom reading pile this evening.

Also, while looking that up, I followed Amazon's evil impulse buy links and found this amazing titanium ring, and I can't remember who I was talking to recently that was looking for a spinner ring, but if it was you, then there ya go.