Look Familiar?

The Sharper Image is selling a new product that should have the Scientologists on edge.

I actually noticed this a couple months ago, but the email reminder ad I received gave me a good chuckle again today.

On Cooking

disgruntledgrrl: *notices what's in my hand*
disgruntledgrrl: Aren't you cooking something?
Me: Yeah, I'm making an omelet.
disgruntledgrrl: ...
disgruntledgrrl: Only you would need to take a box cutter into the kitchen to make an omelet.

On Super Tuesday

Dear God,

Can it be earthquake time in CA now, please?

Love,
Me