Why Not Memes

The first one hits my funny bone. I shall die 1)mysteriously from 2)an unlikely illness 3)while having a heart attack during sex. At least I'll truly know what it's like to orgasm upon death instead of the about-to-pass-out fake death.

And someone REALLY screwed up the second meme because anyone who knows me knows that there is no way in hell I'm a writing writer and good I'm horrible with words. In case you haven't gotten the message fuck, it's too late for me to keep editing my own crap: ENGLISH FAILS ME! At least the "people think you're weird" part is accurate.

( Happily cut for your f-page )