I saw this on tv

TMI....er....TMX Elmo with special censored parts

This is totally safe for work as it's a kids' toy commercial that aired publicly, but it comes off as not. corzican and I just stared in disbelief when we saw it on tv.

Studying

Studying...studying...studyi.....ooooh shiny

EDIT: I tried, I really, really tried not to make a comment - you gotta blow these balls and then they'll go faster and faster.