Oh Dear Fucking Lord

So...

97.9 The Beat IS broadcasting direct from the YMCA LOBBY. You know, a whole 10 feet from my office. They're all set up, there's a massive speaker currently piping in their station and their van is parked out front.

This is some stunt being pulled by our Metro office who, by the way, failed to tell us that these guys were going to be showing up. Loud hip-hop permeates my office, along with the whole rest of the building, at the moment.

And they're bugging everyone here about going and picking up food for them, including a parent that came in to talk to me. She responded back, "Do I look like a delivery service." Oh, that was nice.

Fear my claws

I wonder what the reporters' reactions were.

Lil Update

They are assulting the YMCA until 6pm and not in that happy lubed-up sort of way. Although the slow music playing right now sounds like it had a good tube-o-lube attached with the cd. I have to sit at the front desk starting at 5pm. That only puts me closer to...help...arg...gurgle, gurgle.

My boss is flirting with the dj guys. Stab me now.

I was about to be wrangled into being the one to get them food earlier, but I said I wasn't planning on leaving. Luckily, they have their hot wings and now I'm RUNNING FAR, FAR AWAY!


EDIT: It's not a van parked out front but a shrink-wrapped Hummer. Anyone want to practice their car theft skills?

EDIT: And now a staff person is going on the air to talk about...something.