I miss my abs

I really must get myself back into shape. Not being able to see my abs frustrates me, it really does. I need to put my freebie YMCA membership to good use. I need to start playing tennis again as well.

The 5 most effective things to bribe me with

I was tagged by magnoliamoon

I think this is one of those that would be better left to others to answer. They would know how and when they have successfully bribed me best.

Besides, I'm too easy. It usually doesn't require much of anything to get me to do something.

1) The neighbor Josh bribes me with cigarette breaks to come outside and talk with him, even when there's nothing to say. Cigarette breaks tend to work to get me to stop and chat, but I'm trying to quit smoking all the time. Only when I go drinking. But it's not working yet, so cig breaks might actually still work on me.
2) Kisses work well for certain people - namely those that I'm close to.
3) I am a massage whore and would be a purring kitten if I got a good massage every single day. So as long as you haven't put me to sleep, a massage will usually get my attention.
4) Speaking of attention - pay attention to me, damnit. Then I'm all happy and giddy and usually gullible.
5) Ask. Did I mention that I'm horribly easy. But I may still try to get a massage out of you anyway.

EDIT: Thanks seci for this addition

6) Information about good bands playing in the metroplex.
7) I'll go ahead and add: movie nights, good restaurants, hookah at geminibalance, and drinkage

Did I mention this would be too easy because I'm pretty damned easy?

Now they're just pissing me off

"This is to remind you again that ACES is required of all McNair Scholars. We have not received confirmation that you have submitted your information to ACES."

I must look into this because I don't remember anything about ANY presentation after summer being required. I was considering ACES, but if they are going to pull this crap...grrr.

EDIT: Talked with a fellow scholar and she thinks it was actually listed as required when we signed up. Now comes the question of whether I can even participate, seeing as how I'm offically not a student at the moment. My luck is that sicne I was a student when i did the research then they will still accept it.

One Secret Revealed

This would make a great personal postcard for PostSecret but I really can't be bothered with the time required to create the thing.

I tolerate working at a YMCA and putting up with school scholar BS as a means of internal self-mutilation.

I don't need no stinkin' scars. There's plenty of them inside.

*grins*

Damn. Looks like I'm going to have to miss the ACES presentation by default.

Nicole,

Yes, current enrollment is a requirement.

Kind regards,
David

David Jones, RA, AIA
Associate Dean and Graduate Advisor

Not what she expected

So the boss is walking through my office and hearing the song playing.
"What are you listening to?"
"This one is by...Godsmack."
*blink*
"You're a dark little thing, aren't you?"
"Heh, you asked."